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    Big Cuz and Coach Cal: who should play them in a movie. Photo by Ron Garrison | Herald-Leader staff.

    Big Cuz and Coach Cal: who should play them in a movie. Photo by Ron Garrison | Herald-Leader staff.

    The University of Kentucky men’s basketball team has had a great season, dare we say cinematic?

    Seriously, think of the storylines that could play out on the big screen:

    • John Calipari in Memphis, deciding whether to take the job.
    • The comeback story of the Cats, after having to settle for an NIT bid in 2009-2010.
    • Recruiting John Wall and Demarcus Cousins to join the team.
    • Wall’s meteoric rise to superstar.
    • Calipari struggling to tame Cousins’ temper, and combating the refs who’ve made up their minds about him.
    • All the high points: The visits by LeBron, Magic and, of course, Ashley. ESPN Gameday and a march to the … the … Well, we don’t know where the story ends yet. But, at Weekender Central, we’ve been kicking around some ideas of how to cast a movie about UK’s magnificent season.

    Alec Baldwin as Calipari? We’re kind of liking it, but there have to be other ideas. How about Wall and Cousins – who could step into their Nikes? And Ms. Judd – does she play herself? We’re thinking maybe newly ordained best actress Sandra Bullock. After all, sports movies have been very, very good to her, lately.

    Well we want your ideas for the UK movie cast. Here are the roles we want to fill:

    John Calipari

    Ellen Calipari

    Mitch Barnhart

    John Wall

    DeMarcus Cousins

    Ashley Judd

    Dick Vitale

    Lee Todd

    Tom Leach

    A scalper

    Mascot

    Rick Pitino

    Billy Gillispie

    Are there other characters we should include? Either comment here or send me an e-mail at rcopley@herald-leader.com, and have fun with it.

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  1. John Calipari – Tom Hanks

    Ellen Calipari – Julia Roberts

    Mitch Barnhart – Andy Buckley (David Wallace from “The Office”)

    John Wall – Usher

    DeMarcus Cousins – Lebron James

    Ashley Judd – Ashley Judd

    Dick Vitale – Fred Willard

    Lee Todd – Kevin Pollak

    Tom Leach – Kevin James

    A scalper – Liev Schreiber

    Mascot – Jack Black

    Rick Pitino – Al Pacino

    Billy Gillespie – Kevin James

  2. John Calipari – Joe Pesci

  3. Billy Gillespie – Gary Sinise

  4. Nick Nolte has to play Gillespie…

  5. Wesley Snipes should play someone.

  6. I think Gary Busey should play Gillispie. Also, every hero needs a foil. I think our hero-team needs one in the form of an out-of-touch, crazy and curmudgenly sportswriter who is constantly trying to create scandal where there is none. For that role, the perfect casting would be Jerry Tipton.

  7. josh harrelson could play mitch barnhart, vice versca

  8. John Calipari – guy on Bones show on TNT – David Boreanaz

    Billy Gillespie – Gary Sinese, as Roger said above

  9. Joe Pesci!

  10. Billy Gilespie-Charlie Sheen

  11. a scalper-Ducksey playing himself

  12. Cameo appearance – Gomer Pyle as Matt Mitchell.

  13. John Calipari – Alec Baldwin or Juan Eloy Carrera

    Ellen Calipari – Maggie Gyllenhaal or Lea Michele

    Mitch Barnhart – Andy Buckley

    John Wall – Anthony Mackie ( see The Hurt Locker)

    DeMarcus Cousins – Lebron James

    Ashley Judd – Ashley Judd

    Dick Vitale – Dick Vitale

    Lee Todd – David Morse

    Tom Leach – John Carroll Lynch

    A scalper

    Mascot

    Rick Pitino – Justin Theroux or Tony Shalhoub

    Billy Gillispie – Justin Chambers or Rufus Sewell

About Rich Copley & Copious Notes

Raised by opera-loving parents in a rock ’n’ roll world, Rich Copley has parlayed his broad interests into his career writing about arts and entertainment. Since 1998, he has covered performing arts, film and faith-based popular culture for the Lexington Herald-Leader, the daily newspaper in Lexington, Ky. MORE | E-mail Rich


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