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Angus T. Jones in March. © AP photo by Dan Steinberg.

If the actors on Two and a Half Men keep chomping like this, show creators Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn might not have any hands left.

Just over a year after Charlie Sheen’s meltdown that led to his departure from the show and replacement with Ashton Kutcher, half-man Angus T. Jones, 19, is going in the other direction to bite the hand that has fed him for nearly a decade.

In a video recorded in his trailer at Warner Bros. Studios with Christopher Hudson of the Apocalyptic Christian website Forerunner Chronicles, Jones’ denounced the show as “filth” and told viewers not to watch it.

“I’m on Two and a Half Men, I don’t want to be on it,” Jones said in the video. “Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment … Do some research on the effects of television on your brain, and I promise you, you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch on television. It’s bad news.”

The video came out just a few weeks after an episode in which his character, Jake, was engaged in a flagrantly sexual fling with a character played by America’s onetime sweetheart, Miley Cyrus. I don’t watch the show much, but last night I did catch an episode in syndication that sort of proved Jones’ point, from a conservative evangelical viewpoint: Sheen’s character, Charlie, was giving a much younger Jake girlfriend advice using cupcakes as a metaphor for sex.

The clip is part of a larger video of Jones’ testimony on the website in which he talks about going to a Christian school while he was on the show and getting into drugs and materialism until late last year when he was contemplating future endeavors (the half-hour testimony is in two parts).

“I had said, ‘God’s definitely going to be a part of this,” Jones said of his plans. “And it kind of hit me, ‘No, God is the center of all this, God is the reason for all this.’ And right when I said that, I had this feeling of warmth, acceptance, love.”

He said that at that moment, “I felt like I just accepted God into my life.”

He said after that, he contemplated whether to continue doing the show, aware that it was a compromise with his new-found beliefs.

Later in the video, he said, “You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can’t.”

But will he be?

Jones did not say he is quitting the show, and Monday, representatives of CBS and the show had no comment on the video. According to England’s Daily Mail, Jones’ mother claims he is being exploited by the church.

It has been pointed out in most accounts of Jones’ testimony that he makes $350,000 per episode of the show, which would be a nice annual salary for most people. Numerous commentators have accused Jones of hypocrisy, cashing checks for something he believes is immoral. But remember, he was 10 when he started on the show, pursuing an acting career his mother suggested as a good way to make money for college. And he is under contract.

His beliefs are still forming — I think few of us hold all of the same convictions we had when we were 19.

But now he has declared beliefs and he will have some life decisions to make. In the video, he talked about possibly using his position on the show as a forum for evangelism, though it may be hard to take him seriously if he continues in a show that basically has promiscuous sex as its centerpiece. But if he is no longer on the show, how loud will his voice be? Could he pursue a career like fellow-former child star Kirk Cameron, who is now a speaker and  something of a superstar of Christian film? And if he did, would he just be preaching to the choir?

Show producers may be making some of those decisions for Jones. After all, they have written around the loss of a major character before.

From a TV viewers’ perspective, you have to wonder if Jon Cryer has a meltdown in him, and what form it might take.

Or will he just be the last man standing?

Ashton Kutcher at another sporting event, a Los Angeles Lakers game in January. He is the marquee guest at the 2012 Barnstable Brown Party in Louisville the night before the Kentucky Derby. © AP photo by Jae C. Hong.

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Two and a Half Men Star and super tweeter Ashton Kutcher headlines the list of celebrities attending the 2012 Barnstable Brown Gala Derby Eve in Louisville.

Kimberly Perry sang with The Band Perry, opening for Brad Paisley at Rupp Arena in March. © Herald-Leader staff photo by Rich Copley.

The rollcall of Banstable Brown party guests released by Patricia Barnstable Brown, who hosts the gala with her twin sister, Priscilla Barnstable, also includes country superstars Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, the rising country group The Band Perry, model Kate Upton of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Hardee’s commercial fame, and Twilight Saga star and model Kellan Lutz.

This will be the 24th annual Barnstable Brown Gala, which raises money for the Barnstable Brown Diabetes and Obesity Research Center at the University of Kentucky. The private event will be May 4 at the Barnstable home in Louisville.

Also attending the bash will be University of Kentucky basketball sensation Anthony Davis, standout Darius Miller and coach John Calipari, who has become a Barnstable Brown regular since coming to Kentucky in 2009.

University of Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari posed for pictures with fans camped outside the Barnstable Brown home in Louisville at the 2011 Derby Eve gala. © Herald-Leader photo by Jonathan Palmer.

There are many celebrities who make the Barnstable Brown bash part of their regular Derby experience, and a lot of them are on the guest list again this year: bad boy rocker Kid Rock; 1990s pop stars Boyz II Men and Taylor Dane; Mary Wilson of The Supremes; Darryl McDaniels of the pioneering hip-hop group Run DMC; country mainstays Travis Tritt, Clay Walker and Lee Ann Womack; sports stars including New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and teammates Wes Welker, Vince Wilfork and Deion Branch and the Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rodgers; Winter Olympians Bode Miller and Lindsey Vonn; and model Niki Taylor. Also representing the sports world will be tennis super-couple Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf, and fully capable of talking about all the athlete action will be ESPN’s Erin Andrews.

TV stars scheduled to hit the party include Late Show With David Letterman band leader Paul Shaffer, show host extraordinaire and former N’Sync member Joey Fatone, comedian and poker player Brad Garrett, Food Network star Guy Fieri and former Lost star Terry O’Quinn. Returning is Larry Birkhead, a photographer who met model and reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith at the 2004 Barnstable Brown Gala and subsequently had a daughter, Dannielynn, with Smith. After Smith’s death in 2007, Birkhead won custody battle of Dannielynn. At recent Barnstable Brown parties, Birkhead has told reporters that returning to the event has been bittersweet.

Bringing her legendary status to this year’s gala will be singer Cyndi Lauper, who is the grand marshal of the Derby Festival’s Pegasus Parade, on May 3.

Rounding out the list for this year’s party are a pair of Kentucky music stars, Wynonna Judd and Eddie Montgomery of Montgomery Gentry.

Wynonna Judd meets the press at the 2011 Barnstable Brown Gala. © Herald-Leader photo by Jonathan Palmer.